Excuse me, but you must be out of your stinking mind if you think I’m going to pay for this insult.
I’m sorry? You don’t like it?
No I don’t like it! My nose isn’t that big! What is this some kind of joke? How dare you, haaaa! I’ve never seen my nose look that big in my entire life!
As a matter of fact, I’m going to sue the living hell out of you and this establishment for insulting me! How dare you! And then you have the gall to ask me to pay for this outrage?! You got some nerve mister, and there’s going to be a lawsuit, I promise you that. My nose isn’t that big, and for you to mock me and make it look that large is insulting. Where’s your manager?
I’m the manager.
You’re serious, aren’t you?
How dare you! Of course I’m serious! You should be ashamed. As a matter of fact, I’m so disgusted that you would make my nose look so big, that I want this horrible picture torn up and destroyed! And I want you to give me the negatives so those can be destroyed as well! Right now mister, haaa! You’ll be hearing from my lawyer for defamation of character, haaa! Badbye and good riddance! Haaa!
Tales of the Dim is a horror/humor, original animated series inspired by Tales From the Darkside and Tales from the Crypt. As a fan, I’d like to see Tales From the Darkside return with all new episodes that feature more monsters and horror, which the original series could have used more of compared to some of the humorous episodes that didn’t feature any real horror elements.